Now that we ’ve learn aboutthe terrible change in store for Victor Von Doomin the unexampled Fantastic Four reboot and plans to make the motion-picture show “ lo - fi ” and “ ultra - real , ” some of you react with new , much more accurate title for the now not - so - Fantastic Four . And they are pretty brilliant .
https://gizmodo.com/the-fantastic-four-reboot-is-reinventing-doctor-doom-in-1657191173
In reply to actor Toby Kebbell ’s revelation about Victor Von Doom ’s new name and music director Josh Trank ’s “ radical - real ” take on the reference and their earth , commenterYanktonwrote :
I like lean and underproduced genre stuff and nonsense as much as the next guy , but I think maybe Low - fi and ultra - literal are not ideal qualifiers for a superhero team called The Fantastic Four .
The Ascetic Four
The Minimal Four
The Four That Often Go Out For Lunch Together , But Always Get Separate check So No One Pays More Than Their plowshare .
lightninglouie picked up the screw thread with his own ideas for the team ’s name :
The Completely Unremarkable Four
The Decidedly medium Four
The Statistically Normal , Not At All Unconventional Four
The Entirely Representative of Society As A Whole Four
You eff , Those Guys
I love you but I ’ve chosen hooning ! tote up ways in which the characters can keep their single name while begin a more naturalistic trait :
See , Victor von Doom is not the only one who gets a low - fi makeover . In the new movie Ben Grimm will be a guy with a austere case of atopic dermatitis . Johnny Storm suffers from hyperthyreosis , has a higher body temperature and sweat all the time . Susan Storm will be a woman of people of colour with a body outside the norm and will thus be unseeable to society . Reed Richards character however will be the close to his morphing , flexible comic ego as he will be a thornless lawyer .
But really , we ’re partial to whyhaveigottocreateaccountsEVERYWHERE ’s proposed title ( as well as their username ):
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