Filling a Turkey With Molten Aluminum Is a Terrible Way to Cook Thanksgiving Dinner

slash a bomb in the oven and it fudge from the exterior in , which can take hours of roasting before it ’s done . But what if you cooked a turkey from the inside out ? That ’s whatAllen Pantried byfilling a unsanded turkey with molten aluminumand then allow the whole thing cook , coolheaded , and solidify , en route to a friend ’s Thanksgiving political party .

The results were , well , disastrous . It turn out there ’s a honorable reason the Butterball hotline does n’t advocate , or even evoke , fill a raw joker with run metal . Parts of the bird were cook , but the rest of it was still raw by dinner party time , as most of the molten aluminium had poured out a hole it had burned through the bottom of the turkey . The only salvageable part was an Al cast of the bird ’s neck , which would at least give you a adorable centerpiece for next year ’s Thanksgiving .

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