Department of Homeland Security: Deep Fry Your Thanksgiving Turkey Safely or the Terrorists Win

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yObDuYTfudY

What is it with wet blanket ? Every major holiday celebration — be it fireworks for 4th of July , joker frying at Thanksgiving , or gator wrestling on President ’s Day — seems to draw out finger - wager and their sharp cry of “ You ’ll shoot your center out ! ” casing in point : this ominoustweet from the DHS .

Yes , we get it — part quick-frozen turkeys could / believably will explode if you try out to deep electrocute them . Is that really necessary to prompt us — yet again — even fit so far as to bring the FEMA department of Fire Safety in for the video ? I mean , if William Shatner can safely deeply electrocute a Republic of Turkey , any idio — oh , he did what now ? [ Washington Examiner ]