stray that spliff phatly , pack some novel icing into the binger , and go under the Volcano to “ toastify . ” It ’s clock time for tonight ’s Stoner Channel . We ’ve collect our sound high - times textile for the pick out pothead so sit back , relax , and pass that poop on the left hand , yo .
Tonight ’s nug of Grand Daddy Purple comes from reader Droz
Click herefor more smasher from the bong .
Pat Robertson Is Surprisingly Cool—About Weed, At Least
During his fifty year calling as an evangelical minister , Robertson has grapple to piss off just about everybody in America who is n’t as white-hot and manly as he is . He ’s suggested that Mac - n - Cheese is “ a bleak thing , ” that Hurricane Katrina was the outcome of abortion , and that the 2010 earthquake in Haiti was induce by a “ pact with the devil . ” Which is why his recent imprimatur of legitimatise gage — of all thing — is so lurid .
The owner of the Christian Broadcasting internet and regular contributor to “ The 700 Club ” told the New York Times Wednesday , “ I really conceive we should treat marijuana the way we do by beverage alcohol . I ’ve never used marijuana and I do n’t designate to , but it ’s just one of those things that I conceive : this war on drugs just has n’t succeeded . ”
He does n’t indicate to any one event in his sprightliness that lead to this endorsement , but rather his general displeasure at the effectual organisation . “ It ’s completely out of command , ” Mr. Robertson say . “ prison house are being overcrowded with juvenile offenders bear to do with drugs . And the penalties , the maximums , some of them could get 10 years for possession of a joint of marijuana . It create no sense at all . ”
And when the bozo that thinks homo cause hurricanes calls a policy crazy , it probably is.[NYTviaYahoo – epitome : The AP ]
The TMNT Theme Song in Wondrous Stop Motion
Relive your puerility in 2:18 .
Dolphins Make Sh*t Invaders
What now bitches ? That short programme to encroach upon ironic land seems to have backfired . Nothing quite as awkward as getting get behind back to the ocean — where you bloody well belong — by a bunch of unarmed womanhood and children , is it ? So badass with your echo sounding but WHERE ARE YOUR OPPOSABLE THUMBS , TOUGH GUYS ?
Do n’t go sticking your feeding bottle nose around here any more and tell those dipshit whale we ’ll sell them to the Japanese if they ever take out a stunt like this .
Everything You Need to Arm Yourself Like the Avengers
Drugs and weapons , what could possibly go wrong ?
First You Think It’s Just a Cowboy Playing the Harmonica—THEN OUT COME THE WHIPS
Seriously , the only mode this could be any cooler is if the whip fritter away fireworks or if he was ride a lycanthrope .
Dave Chapelle on Drugs
reckon which one he prefers .
This Fish Has Teeth So Big It Bites People’s Balls Off
Real orchis buster , that one . tooth like my Junior - Year Prom date .
Are You a Green Gardener?
Care to show off your handcraft to the Internets ? If so , we require flick of your honest buds , your highest - technical school setup , and your shaggy-coated chaparral . Send images—960×540 minimum but we prefer 1600×900 — of your effectual hoard ( no High Times ripoffs please ) to atarantola at Gizmodo.com and we ’ll boast the full at the top each night ’s Stoner Channel . Put “ The Stoner Channel ” in the subject line while you ’re at it .
And no , for the last time , we are n’t concerned in realize your arch meth lab setup Jerry . Stop it or we ’re calling the pig .
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