Do you live life in the fast lane ? Do you go to bed tight , awaken up tight , eat cereal fast , motor to work fast , buy a unexampled Calvin pissing on Ford sticker fast , come home fast , lease out the dog tight , eat dinner ( fast food for thought ) tight and do it all over the next daylight as rapidly as potential ?
The Car Wheel Alarm Clock is made for focal ratio demon such as yourself . alternatively of a buzzer waking you up in the morning , the tyre twisting , burnout in your bedroom vogue . A female spokesperson says “ the dispossession wool [ ning ] ! ” as you quickly wonder if there was a problem with Google translate .
Despite our satire , this clock is bound to be a great gift for someone … but they likely wo n’t be over the age of 12 . Though who am I to label ? Hit the jumping for a fillip pic .
Wish I could find the Leontyne Price on the page . Does anyone blob it ?
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