It was only a matter of time before those kids started huff vampire succus over at the synthetic blood soap opera house True Blood . But the liberal surprise is that it occur from flower child Lizzy Caplan ( Cloverfield ) , the show’st free spirit and connoisseur of finely chopped blood rails . This week ’s reliable line was crammed with shiny gold thongs , topless hippy and jilted devotee , so snort that vamp coke and permit ’s get a move on . Caplan ’s lineament , Amy , takes dimwitted Jason under her wing ( before read us her lovelies ) and teach him the way of snorting St. Joseph lace up vamp blood . Then the two decide to make sweet , fresh light flowing , hand holding love . Besides that , you get to see Bill ’s somewhat graphic love scene with Sookie and watch her slowly start to lose her cool once Bill dump her for his erstwhile mob . Also , Tara ’s mom vex a body escape from exorcism and Tara is tell that she too has a demon inside of her ( do n’t we all ) . Pro : Bill gives Sookie advice after sex , he tells her to take some B12 because she must be rickety from all the blood drinking , it ’s a thoroughgoing almost daddy - like bit . But it ’s her first time and he ’s super honest-to-god , so it makes sense . Pro : Lafayette ’s jewel thong in his hoodlum outfit . Actually the whole picture where Jason tries to strong limb Lafayette is pretty great . Rule number one : drug principal are scarey people no matter what people of color their thongs are — do n’t mess up with them . Pro : Sookie scram all moony over Bill ’s sleeping arrangement , “ so we can never sleep beside each other ? ” Gah what a silly little thing to say . The slow unraveling of her sanity for having given it up so soon is already set forth . Pro : Tara ’s mom go bad in to get a loanword for an dispossession . Pro : I ’m getting right attracted to red ’s hubby Rene , he ’s got that crazy emphasis and never get upset when his wife pretend like a small apt lunatic . More Rene , please . Pro : Hooray for the return of the gimpy vampire gang and the bald-headed lamia ’s need to sing once again about “ Lyndon Johnson . ” Con : bath talks . These are one of those “ only on boob tube and in the picture show moment , ” people do n’t hang out in candela lit tubful unless they are on their honeymoon or in a extremely expensive hotel . Ugh , this is cheeseball spectacular . yardbird : The “ I had sexual activity with Bill , ” announcement in the middle of the bar … weird and crippled , Sookie . Con : “ Vault ” vampire chucker-out dame is too older to be break that top . yardbird : Sookie ’s continued talk about sex at workplace , we all know that girl . It ’s staring stop talking about it , especially when she said she “ just relaxed ” blargh honest god adult female you ’re at body of work yardbird : Eric cull on distressing looking girls , my how the mighty have fallen , and to think I was just about to give him major credit for model at the legal community and texting on his speech sound . flimflam : Tara ’s mom ’s consistency shakes during the exorcism , I pall of this kind of routine when can I get a new facial expression at old demon wrangling . Con : The drop-off hanger , if they ’re all dead then I ’ll run through that drowned possum .
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