A fresh and completely incomprehensible meme is sweeping the net . Mutant infants with optical maser visual modality . Are these tots the precursor of a new dark old age , or a sign that culture is now 100 % intellectually belly-up ? Let us contemplate .
It ’s easy to understand the entreaty of a sister with optical maser eyes – its endearing mini - human shenanigans and fatal laser regard represent our need for familial affection and wanton force . Just as Cain smashed his brother with a Harlan Fisk Stone , we too on the Q.T. wish to riposte to our previous dry pint - size of it , half - morlock personification in which no grownup can deny our whims and no other sibling can siphon our parent ’ affections . Why ? Because we ’d be darned babies with goddamn laser eyes , that ’s why .
Will Babies With Laser Eyes be a forcefulness of evil or of mega - utmost evil ? We frankly can not say . If this stay on a charming little meme , then our lives may be enriched with a small dose of awful . But if this meme balloon into t - shirts , Macy ’s Thanksgiving floats , and Baby Genius - similar films ( but with shittier CGI ) , then we as a society are the babies , awash in our own feculence , and our appetites are the laser eyes , burning our soul out from the interior .
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