From " rainbow breathing spell " to unbelievable system of weights gain via donuts , here are 7 superhero top executive the globe does n’t need .
1. The Power to Eat Things
If you ’re desperate for heroes with second-rate great power , look no further than the Legion of Super - Heroes , the 30th - century superhero squad that started out in 1958 . Packed with uninspiring member , the legion featured the the likes of of Bouncing Boy ( who could reverberate around like a ball ) , Chlorophyll Kid ( who could make plants grow faster ) and Dream Girl ( who could tell apart the future through dreams ) . But the unknown of all was Matter - Eater Lad , who just consume thing . Matter - Eater Lad ’s o.k. moment was stopping an indestructible machine from put down the creation " ¦ by eating it . The storylines were that right . In 1993 , DC Comics resolve that the character was too silly for the new , grittier style of comics , and he was rewritten as the Legion ’s personal chef , who did n’t really get affect in the fighting .
2. Fighting Nazis by turning them into Doves
3. The Power to Talk Loudly
4. Detachable Body Parts
5. Rainbow Breath
6. Donut Power
7. Super-Whatever: Superman’s Stupid Powers
Superman ’s most ridiculous power , however , emerged in the 1970s , when a monstrous baddie demand to fight him , just as Clark Kent was meant to be take the news on live telly . What did he do?He grab one of his colleagues and used " super - hypnotism" to make the guy guess that he was Clark Kent . The piteous guy then put on his glasses and read the news , while Superman went out and battled the colossus . Presumably , all the TV witness were fritter away as well . Comic - Good Book reader , however , must surely have known that they were witnessing one of the big rip - offs in comic - book history .

